Crandall Kyle

Chief Bean Counter

Crandall, a.k.a. ‘the Crandallizer’, enabled his wine habit doing books for L’Ecole No. 41 in the mid 1990s, and later on for Canoe Ridge Vineyard. Crandall crunches numbers for taxpayers by day, and moonlights as Chief Bean Counter for Thirsty Pagans. He’s also the godfather to Rob & Jeanie’s son, so in our book, he’s family. Crandall is famous for getting unsuspecting friends crandallized (sneaking pours into your wine glass) until it’s too late.

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